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RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - 'thul - Oct-12-2011
*stares blankly out into the air*
These beings find its lack of sense disturbing.
(which movie quote did 'thul mangle here?)
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - Farseer - Dec-16-2011
^ Star Wars? A bit of Darth there?
Doh!
Now I'm going to have that in my head for the rest of the day..."I find your lack of faith disturbing, oomph, ahhh..." ....thanks 'thul! I may have to undertake a SW movie marathon to get rid of it... 
Right, here's a little something that made me laugh out loud this morning:
During a robbery, the mask of one of the robbers momentarily slid down. He repositioned it, looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?"
The man said, "Yes!" and the robber shot him.
Then he turned and asked a woman. "Did you see my face?"
She said, "No, but my husband over there did."
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - fool-ish - Dec-16-2011
Very good!
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - 'thul - Dec-17-2011
quote from some book:
"Still, it must be made clear that at the time, the only reason he managed to bloody my nose is that during our fight he had an unfair advantage"
"What unfair advantage?"
[secretive whisper] "he was winning"
These beings chuckled while reading that one.
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - Omie - Mar-16-2012
Ever made a sponataneous witticism and then been annoyed because people around you were too thick to get it?
Today I had that sad occurance. Some child-like berk at my workplace commented when a woman dropped something, then apologised by saying 'Sorry, just dropped it!'. He expressed what was meant to be disbelief by saying 'My left testicle, dropped!' and I said 'Did it, just now? That would explain a lot!' but he was too damn stupid to know he was being insulted.
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - 'thul - Mar-16-2012
more than once. more than once. but then, people don't always know if 'thul are serious or not. Just the way 'thul like it. (when 'thul are truly serious, there's no doubt, though.)
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - Farseer - Mar-16-2012
(Mar-16-2012, 01:51 AM (UTC))Omie Wrote: I said 'Did it, just now? That would explain a lot!'
Not sure about you all but I thought that this little gem was hilarious!
I laughed and laughed and laughed when I saw it on tonight's TV news...
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - joost - Nov-16-2012
(Dec-17-2011, 12:24 AM (UTC))thul Wrote: quote from some book:.... And I finally found out where this is from.
"Still, it must be made clear that at the time, the only reason he managed to bloody my nose is that during our fight he had an unfair advantage"
"What unfair advantage?"
[secretive whisper] "he was winning"
These beings chuckled while reading that one.
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - 'thul - Nov-16-2012
where was it again? these beings have forgotten...
RE: (General talk about) jokes and humour - joost - Nov-17-2012
(Nov-16-2012, 07:26 PM (UTC))thul Wrote: where was it again? these beings have forgotten...Magician, when Pug, Tomas and Roland are drinking themselves in a stupor after Pug and Roland fought over Carline.