SPOILERS ALL BOOKS You know you're hooked when...

[Farseer]

^

['thul]

... you do not deny that you might possibly have a teeny weeny obsession.

[finella]

... when you type the address of a customer, who's first name is FRITZ and you write FITZ instead twice.

[Farseer]

...you read finella's post ^ and can't help but think that, like Shrewd who repeated himself to Fitz when Fitz and Fool were by his side in his chambers, it must have been important to have repeated it and done it a second time!

...you write a post on thePlenty about Fritz vs Fitz ^ and you start singing 'Skillin' with the Fitz' to the tune of 'Puttin' on the Ritz'...

['thul]

... you chuckle at reading all these statements when you were supposed to be working on a report.

[finella]

... you chuckle too at reading all these statements when you were supposed to be cooking

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... you're thinking of taking holidays in march 2013, so that you can read the whole Rain Wild Chronicles in one go without being disturbed .

[Farseer]

Oh, I like that...planning your calendar around the books!

['thul]

... you find ways to mangle quotes from other circumstances so that they fit RotEish circumstances.

[Farseer]

...you are served meat that most would consider 'rare' but you consider 'raw', and you can't turn it down like you normally might, so you think to yourself, "Well, Fitz manages..." and you gulp it down.

Redchild, why am I thinking of you right now?!

['thul]

Rare, raw or well-charred, it not matter. Meat food.