SPOILERS ALL BOOKS You know you're hooked when...

[Narya]

- You go to a tea-tasting, and the proprietor snobbishly tells you that all those herbal blends are not tea. "If it doesn't have actual tea leaves in it, you can't call it tea. After all, we don't have apple wine do we? We call it Apple Cider." And you say to yourself "No apple wine, you mean apple wine is a fiction???"