What are you reading right now? (possible RotE spoilers)

[joost]

Nothing, I'm reading nothing! My mum offered me her copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey, which she tried to read, because half of the world's female population is and...failed! And on having a quick scan through it earlier today, I can see why!

So yeah, I'm lacking in new reading material and getting a little tetchy! A re-read (of something) coming up, methinks!