SPOILERS ALL BOOKS You know you're hooked when...

[Farseer]

...you're up late at night doing bookwork in the office and, in a bit of hurry to get things done, you stamp the invoices with a self-inking stamp and then curse the ink for not drying quickly enough, and you suddenly imagine yourself as Fitz, sitting in his hut drying his inks...

...you go to the main bathroom to check for general tidiness and discover that, while you were in town the day before, your eleven-year-old daughter bought a deodorant described on its exterior as being "a blend of sandalwood and amber notes" and so you snitch it for yourself (EDIT: and it doesn't even smell that nice! END EDIT)...

Be thankful I only subject you to very few of these, and only every now and then...!