What's happening in your world?

[Albertosaurus Rex]

So what's happening in my world? Allow me a little rant:

When I took the train to Amsterdam this morning, I managed to get a nice free spot. But why was it vacant? I found out as I was just sitting down: there was a pile of shit under the chair opposite to me.

I'm not making this up. A pile of shit, partly covered by one of those free newspapers, like Metro.

I quickly moved to another spot, relieved that I avoided actually stepping in it. However, later in Amsterdam when I sat in the tram, I smelled something. Did I step in it after all? No, but some shit had gotten on my rucksack. Which had hung from my back just a moment ago. Which was now ON MY LAP.

When I arrived at the university, I hurried to the bathroom and cleaned my stuff as best I could. Then went out and bought some new trousers. Yuck.