Unpopular opinions

[NeverBeenWise]

Breasts are overrated. If you have big ones good for you but most of the women I have fallen in love with didn't and don't...hasn't changed a single thing.

Amen. I have them. I get "OMG you're so luckyyyy!!!" quite often. What's the big deal? They're lumps of fat and mammary glands on a woman's chest. They also hurt when I'm running, require a harness (most people think of this as a bra, but seriously) to hold them up, and prevent me from playing the roles of boys onstage. The most fun I've ever had on a stage was as Puck, a male character, in A Midsummer Night's Dream. I'd absolutely love to portray Viola from Twelfth Night, but I probably won't ever get to because she passes as a guy for most of the play. *grumble grumble*

Wearing makeup as part of an everyday routine is another thing I despise. Caking colorful powders on my face to make my cheeks look pinker and my eyes bigger and darker seems silly. On stage it's different: you actually look sickly without makeup of some sort, and people can't tell what your expressions are.

Also, modern music. I can't stand most of it, especially American music. As a proud music snob, I despise autotune (can't people actually sing anymore?!), synth sounds that are stand-ins for the real thing (if you want a violin, get one, don't play a keyboard that sounds vaguely like a violin—you won't be able to mimic proper vibrato), and rap (a strong throbbing beat and words spoken in rhythm doesn't count as music).

My thing about Pirates of the Caribbean: the movies are okay. Sorta silly, but okay. What I really love about them are the soundtracks. I have watched movies just for their epic soundtracks before.

Which reminds me, I don't think Orlando Bloom is a good actor. Maybe it's because of the lines he's given in the movies, but he always sounds a bit silly, like he's trying too hard. Don't get me wrong, he's adorable and I want to give him a hug...but seriously. He isn't that great.

I think that's it for now....