What's happening in your world?

[Valarya]

Where do you plan to get a serpent to chew off his leg?

He said "at the library, once the kids get here after school."

Hahah oh gods I can't stop laughing. To clarify that: He works in an inner-city library branch that is also a rec-center (in addition to being a library). So he spends most of his time baby-sitting inner-city children. He always has the most hilarious stories to tell about them. I love that he basically called his kids serpents. Bwahaha.