What's happening in your world?

[fool-ish]

why? those bear traps only tickle. they're not designed for dragons, no matter how many times you step on them...

Pfft! We're not talkin about bear traps, it's erratic interweb access that's gettin on your pip, is it not?! Try stickin yer leg elsewhere and see what happens..

If I hadn't been rapidly turning into the proverbial drowned rat while standing at the bus stop after work, I might have enjoyed the spectacular thunderstorm we had earlier!