A challenge for thee... (may eventually spoil some books, so beware)

[Farseer]

If you were to be in the realm of the elderlings (and in the six duchies), being possessed of nefarious plans. How would you go about keeping someone like FitzChivalry from sniffing around in your equipment and plans?

Sorry. I've missed returning to this thread!

Assuming I'd have the Skill (am I allowed to take the King's magic to myself? ), I would produce a glamour to give off a Molly-like scent and appearance so that, with the help of a love charm necklace (tweaked more powerfully than that worn by Fitz) and a well thought out Skill command, he'd be so besotted with me he wouldn't be able to think beyond his longings...<3 Why wage war or waste evil plans when you can defeat someone with love?!

EDIT: I'd probably have a couple of children with him as well...that would make him even more taken with me!

As for Thick's pie, I haven't a clue! I'm sure it's a trick question!! I think Fitz, Dutiful and Thick were there together with a pie at some stage (I think I remember Fitz eating a pie with someone, up in Chade's room, or Verity's Tower Room??), so, three...though it could well have fed more than that re its size? These things make me nuts trying to remember them!