A challenge for thee... (may eventually spoil some books, so beware)

[Nightchade]

'..... How would you go about keeping someone like FitzChivalry from sniffing around in your equipment and plans?...'

A) I'd speak in really obvious riddles which of course he would never 'get'..

or..B) I'd pretend to be a man and profess I had shameless 'unnatural desires'. upon him and try to lure him to my bedchamber. That would make him run very fast in the other direction. (..but of course he might stab me with one of his weapons )

or C) I'd hide from his more perceptive chums like Chade, the Fool or Nighteyes so they couldn't slip him the nod. Would he figure it out himself?...nah...

(I love Fitzy really!)