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(General talk about) jokes and humour
Offline 'thul
lord of the three realms
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#41
Oct-12-2011, 04:08 PM (UTC)
*stares blankly out into the air*

These beings find its lack of sense disturbing.

(which movie quote did 'thul mangle here?)


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Offline Farseer
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#42
Dec-16-2011, 11:11 PM (UTC)
^ Star Wars? A bit of Darth there? Big Grin

Doh! Ouch Now I'm going to have that in my head for the rest of the day..."I find your lack of faith disturbing, oomph, ahhh..." ....thanks 'thul! I may have to undertake a SW movie marathon to get rid of it... P

Right, here's a little something that made me laugh out loud this morning:

During a robbery, the mask of one of the robbers momentarily slid down. He repositioned it, looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?"

The man said, "Yes!" and the robber shot him.

Then he turned and asked a woman. "Did you see my face?"

She said, "No, but my husband over there did."

Big Grin


"I am the Catalyst, and I came to change all things. Prophets become warriors, dragons hunt as wolves."
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Offline fool-ish
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#43
Dec-16-2011, 11:37 PM (UTC)
Big Grin Very good!


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Offline 'thul
lord of the three realms
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#44
Dec-17-2011, 12:24 AM (UTC)
quote from some book:
"Still, it must be made clear that at the time, the only reason he managed to bloody my nose is that during our fight he had an unfair advantage"
"What unfair advantage?"
[secretive whisper] "he was winning"

These beings chuckled while reading that one.


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Offline Omie
newboy
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#45
Mar-16-2012, 01:51 AM (UTC)
Ever made a sponataneous witticism and then been annoyed because people around you were too thick to get it?

Today I had that sad occurance. Some child-like berk at my workplace commented when a woman dropped something, then apologised by saying 'Sorry, just dropped it!'. He expressed what was meant to be disbelief by saying 'My left testicle, dropped!' and I said 'Did it, just now? That would explain a lot!' but he was too damn stupid to know he was being insulted.


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Offline 'thul
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#46
Mar-16-2012, 09:59 AM (UTC)
more than once. more than once. but then, people don't always know if 'thul are serious or not. Just the way 'thul like it. (when 'thul are truly serious, there's no doubt, though.)


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when 'thul write in all italics, it is the lord of the three realms within 'thul speaking. A fairly egoistical, but also somewhat simple-minded dragon. Do not take such posts at face value.
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¯¯””/(””¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯''(''/\'')''¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯””)\””¯¯
"Its for charity. Widows and orphans. We need more of them."
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Offline Farseer
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#47
Mar-16-2012, 11:42 AM (UTC) (This post was last modified: Mar-16-2012, 11:45 AM (UTC) by Farseer.)
(Mar-16-2012, 01:51 AM (UTC))Omie Wrote: I said 'Did it, just now? That would explain a lot!'

Big Grin Clapping

Not sure about you all but I thought that this little gem was hilarious! P I laughed and laughed and laughed when I saw it on tonight's TV news...


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Offline joost
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#48
Nov-16-2012, 06:22 PM (UTC)
(Dec-17-2011, 12:24 AM (UTC))thul Wrote: quote from some book:
"Still, it must be made clear that at the time, the only reason he managed to bloody my nose is that during our fight he had an unfair advantage"
"What unfair advantage?"
[secretive whisper] "he was winning"

These beings chuckled while reading that one.
.... And I finally found out where this is from.



You know nothing, Jon Snow
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Offline 'thul
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#49
Nov-16-2012, 07:26 PM (UTC)
where was it again? these beings have forgotten...


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"Its for charity. Widows and orphans. We need more of them."
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Offline joost
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#50
Nov-17-2012, 01:54 AM (UTC)
(Nov-16-2012, 07:26 PM (UTC))thul Wrote: where was it again? these beings have forgotten...
Magician, when Pug, Tomas and Roland are drinking themselves in a stupor after Pug and Roland fought over Carline.



You know nothing, Jon Snow
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