SPOILERS ALL BOOKS You know you're hooked when...

[Farseer]

These days someone only has to have Fitz in their surname, like your Ella Fitzgerald, and I'm GONE, off on a RotE trance...no music needed !
Could be we are more than a little obsessed?!

[Nuytsia]

hehe 'fitzgerald' that's what did it! i hadnt even thought of that!

[Mervi]

You realize you have a t-shirt that has the following advertisement

Regal
Pet Foods

And you think it's really amusing.

[Farseer]

...you start thinking of colour shades in terms of Skill silver, Buck blue, Molly red (skirts!), Kettricken purple etc!

[Lord Punctual]

...When introduced to someone new, you watch them for unusual animal-like mannerism and then test them by making direct eye contact.
...The remains of a campfire close to a river make you very nervous.
...You name your cat Fennel, and it is always asking for fish.

[Nuytsia]

You realize you have a t-shirt that has the following advertisement

Regal
Pet Foods

And you think it's really amusing.

[Farseer]

...after only about a month and a half of being a registered member of thePlenty, you discover you've already been online for 3 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes and 21 seconds (and that doesn't include the hours you consumed before you registered!)!

[Nuytsia]

...when you're listening to the song 'They can't take that away from me' by Ella Fitzgerald and Louie Armstrong and you start thinking this reminds me of the Fool and Fitz..... and you get a tear in your eye!!! WTF!

And I think the only thing mentioned in that song they did in the books was drink tea!

Here's what I'm talkin' bout:

(seems to be two alternate starting lyrics)

There are many many crazy things
That will keep me loving you
And with your permission
May I list a few

(OR apparently:

Our romance won't end on a sorrowful note,
Though by tomorrow you're gone;
The song is ended, but as the songwriter wrote,
The melody lingers on.
They may take you from me, I'll miss your fond caress.
But though they take you from me, I'll still possess. )

The way you wear your hat
The way you sip your tea
The memory of all that
No they can't take that away from me

The way your smile just beams
The way you sing off key
The way you haunt my dreams
No they can't take that away from me

We may never never meet again, on that bumpy road to love
But I'll always, always keep the memory of

The way you hold your knife
The way we danced till three
The way you changed my life
No they can't take that away from me

[Farseer]

...you are instantly transported back to Fool's funeral pyre after you drive past a pub and see the sign 'The Rooster Perch on the Crown' .

[Farseer]

...you're driving around town with your husband at the wheel asking,"Where to now?" and you reply without thinking, "The Rain Wilds" !