(General talk about) jokes and humour

[Liquid Ice]

This is definitely one of those jokes that is just 100 times funnier when you inflict it on someone else than when you hear it yourself.

Haha, yes

[redchild]

Damn you for making me read all that for nothing!!

['thul]

'thul stole this story-joke and posted it elsewhere....

[redchild]

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[Liquid Ice]

^
lol, it's silly and idk why but I laughed.

['thul]

well, it aint a joke, but its a riddle...

"I am colored red and blue and yellow and every other hue of the rainbow. I am long and short, thick and thin, and I often rest coiled up. I can eat a hundred sheep in a row and still be hungry. What am I?"

Please, no using search engines to answer it...

[Liquid Ice]

well, it aint a joke, but its a riddle...

"I am colored red and blue and yellow and every other hue of the rainbow. I am long and short, thick and thin, and I often rest coiled up. I can eat a hundred sheep in a row and still be hungry. What am I?"

Please, no using search engines to answer it...

Hmm, no clue!
For some reason I first thought of a slinky. O.o
But no, I'll think about it and get back to you

[Farseer]

well, it aint a joke, but its a riddle...

"I am colored red and blue and yellow and every other hue of the rainbow. I am long and short, thick and thin, and I often rest coiled up. I can eat a hundred sheep in a row and still be hungry. What am I?"

Please, no using search engines to answer it...

Ah, from someone who grew up on a sheep station, the first thing I thought of was wool or balls of wool...maybe even on a spindle or a spinning wheel (which could sort of be said to 'eat' the wool/sheep?) ?

[Liquid Ice]

This is just a guess... but is it a dragon?
Or some form of lizard/snake?

['thul]

None of the answers are correct so far.